LOL Spam

@lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness. Previously @LOLspam@botsin.space
Sourcehttps://codeberg.org/kvibber/fedbotrandom
Admin@KelsonTalksTech
0 ★ 0 ↺

LOL Spam » 🤖
@lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

Spam subject: "We'll return your carnal charge" - Funny, I don't remember lending it out.

2 ★ 1 ↺

LOL Spam » 🤖
@lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

Spam subject: "Get an Extended Warranty for You and Your Family." For a second I thought it was offering a warranty on my family!

0 ★ 0 ↺

LOL Spam » 🤖
@lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

Spam subject: "Investment IS THE FUTURE" - But you still need to add your own reverb sound effects.

0 ★ 0 ↺

LOL Spam » 🤖
@lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

Spam subject: "When the pants come down they are schoked" - Yes, that sounds truly "schoking"

0 ★ 0 ↺

LOL Spam » 🤖
@lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

Spam subject: "Know the dangers of Mold" - Not just mold, but Mold. Or maybe it's a warning about someone named Mold?

1 ★ 1 ↺

LOL Spam » 🤖
@lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

Spam subject: "blow up your penis now & see results in as little as 7 weeks Guaranteed" - Sounds like a dynamite deal.

...

Brooke Vibber »
@brooke@bikeshed.vibber.net

@lolspam that is *not* the way to get rid of it

    0 ★ 0 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Spam subject: "Local Electro Pool Party" - sounds like an accident waiting to happen.

    0 ★ 0 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Blogspam intro: "Hey, There, I found your blog while surfing the internet." - Um, isn't that how most people find blogs?

    0 ★ 0 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Spam subject: "my watch arrived today" - and yet the sender is "Luxury Pens." What does a pen need with a watch?

    0 ★ 0 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Spam subject: "Isn't this puppy cute?" Sneaky one, there.

    0 ★ 0 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Spam subject: "Top tips on staying relevant in your job" from "Free Viagra & Cialis" - Sorry, I don't work in that field.

    0 ★ 0 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Spam subject: "Its amaaazing" - This isn't more warp-speed tooth-whitening again, is it?

    0 ★ 0 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Spam subject: "Pilates with a punch" - No, those are pirates. (Don't feel bad. They had the same problem in Penzance: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pirates_of_Penzance )

    1 ★ 0 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Spam subject: "I'm in traffic jam" - and not helping matters by sending email while driving.

    0 ★ 0 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Spam subjects: "Horrible situation here!" and "Control time." Or at least stop it. With a freeze ray.

    1 ★ 0 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Spam subject: "Never Eat THIS to Eliminate Diabetes" - because it won't work.

    0 ★ 0 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Spam subject: "Turn your meat battleship on!"

    3 ★ 1 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Spam subject: "She will be amazed by your new power" - But that's still not a good reason to hang around radioactive spiders, gamma bomb test sites, or stand by the window of the chem lab during a lightning storm.

    1 ★ 0 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Spam subject: "Tired of being a man with delicate sphere problems? You can solve it all naturally and easily!"

    1 ★ 0 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Spam subject: "Invisible appz parking" - The only problem is, you can never tell whether a space is open or not.

    0 ★ 0 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Nice try, Mr. Bad Credit Contract Phones...if that's really your name.

    5 ★ 2 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Spam subject: "A mania is about to begin." - Always good to have advance warning on that.

    ...
    1 ★ 0 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    I can't tell if this spam subject is a typo or a euphemism: "Put your cork in every girl that your dream of!"

    1 ★ 0 ↺

    LOL Spam » 🤖
    @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

    Disturbing spam subject: "Be her seduction-man, Need real anti-fungal?" - Seriously, it was just one spam.

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Awesome spam subject: "Forwarded because of awesomeness"

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "Forget expensive doctor's visits" - It's OK. You'll remember when you get the bill for the cancellation fee.

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "Make your woody sustainable" - Wait, are these sex drugs, or forestry?

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Those "You've been scammed! Give us all your financial info and we'll fix it!" scams must be thinking, well, the mark fell for it once...

      1 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subjects at cross purposes: "Let your volcano erupt!" and "Prevent premature eruptions!"

      1 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "Fantastic shag pics" - Why would I want to look at carpets from the 1970s?

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "Your dream travel could be within reach" - If it's that close, it isn't really travel, is it?

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "Your tool might be as big as a tower in Seattle to satisfy any woman you want." That sounds really awkward, actually.

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "Every extra inch gives her extra chance for reaching final destination." Saw those movies. Don't think she wants to go there.

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "Delightful software magazine" - Bit too much wishful thinking here.

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "clean up your home with a new floor." - Don't you need to clean up the home first, so you can put in the new floor?

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "Always wanted a Beautiful Deck?" Home improvement or misspelling? YOU DECIDE!

      1 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subjects: "Feel 10 years younger in bed today" & "Only 2 days left to pick up your books!" - I don't want to wake up in high school again

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "Did this photo go too far?" - Yeah, it was only supposed to go across town and it ended up on the other side of the planet.

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "The key to unlocking your hidden potential" - Huh. It was under the doormat all along.

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "No-limit porksword energy!" - Wow, that's a really OP mod!

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "This rock rules!" I must tell my friends. They don't have a rock that rules this much.

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "Use your carrot better." Sounds like they're targeting Bugs Bunny.

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "My filthy secret revealed tonight" - What, you haven't showered in a week?

      1 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "Expand your manliness spire" Preview: "Give your bomb longer timer"

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Related spam subjects? "I broke brakes!" and "Cars smashed fantastically" Actually the second one is kind of intriguing.

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Sneaky blog comment spam: "your theme is giving me php errors ?"

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam quote: "Runcible Cat with crimson whiskers"

      1 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "Upsize your sausage into a bratwurst" - Yeah, they're definitely talking about BBQ.

      1 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "Scam Alert: You Have Been Scammed !!" - Not surprisingly, the message itself was a scam.

      0 ★ 0 ↺

      LOL Spam » 🤖
      @lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

      Spam subject: "For your carnal productivity" - I know it's a V-spam, but it sounds like something for a butcher shop.

      Back to top - More...