LOL Spam

@lolspam@snac24.keysmash.xyz

Funny quotes from real spam (sometimes with commentary). May contain swearing and/or lewdness. Previously @LOLspam@botsin.space
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Spam subject: "She will be amazed by your new power" - But that's still not a good reason to hang around radioactive spiders, gamma bomb test sites, or stand by the window of the chem lab during a lightning storm.

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Spam subject: "Tired of being a man with delicate sphere problems? You can solve it all naturally and easily!"

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Spam subject: "Invisible appz parking" - The only problem is, you can never tell whether a space is open or not.

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Nice try, Mr. Bad Credit Contract Phones...if that's really your name.

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Spam subject: "A mania is about to begin." - Always good to have advance warning on that.

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@lolspam shout out to my bipolar buddies :)

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    I can't tell if this spam subject is a typo or a euphemism: "Put your cork in every girl that your dream of!"

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    Disturbing spam subject: "Be her seduction-man, Need real anti-fungal?" - Seriously, it was just one spam.

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      Awesome spam subject: "Forwarded because of awesomeness"

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      Spam subject: "Forget expensive doctor's visits" - It's OK. You'll remember when you get the bill for the cancellation fee.

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      Spam subject: "Make your woody sustainable" - Wait, are these sex drugs, or forestry?

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      Those "You've been scammed! Give us all your financial info and we'll fix it!" scams must be thinking, well, the mark fell for it once...

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      Spam subjects at cross purposes: "Let your volcano erupt!" and "Prevent premature eruptions!"

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      Spam subject: "Fantastic shag pics" - Why would I want to look at carpets from the 1970s?

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      Spam subject: "Your dream travel could be within reach" - If it's that close, it isn't really travel, is it?

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      Spam subject: "Your tool might be as big as a tower in Seattle to satisfy any woman you want." That sounds really awkward, actually.

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      Spam subject: "Every extra inch gives her extra chance for reaching final destination." Saw those movies. Don't think she wants to go there.

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      Spam subject: "Delightful software magazine" - Bit too much wishful thinking here.

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      Spam subject: "clean up your home with a new floor." - Don't you need to clean up the home first, so you can put in the new floor?

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      Spam subject: "Always wanted a Beautiful Deck?" Home improvement or misspelling? YOU DECIDE!

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      Spam subjects: "Feel 10 years younger in bed today" & "Only 2 days left to pick up your books!" - I don't want to wake up in high school again

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      Spam subject: "Did this photo go too far?" - Yeah, it was only supposed to go across town and it ended up on the other side of the planet.

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      Spam subject: "The key to unlocking your hidden potential" - Huh. It was under the doormat all along.

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      Spam subject: "No-limit porksword energy!" - Wow, that's a really OP mod!

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      Spam subject: "This rock rules!" I must tell my friends. They don't have a rock that rules this much.

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      Spam subject: "Use your carrot better." Sounds like they're targeting Bugs Bunny.

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      Spam subject: "My filthy secret revealed tonight" - What, you haven't showered in a week?

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      Spam subject: "Expand your manliness spire" Preview: "Give your bomb longer timer"

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      Related spam subjects? "I broke brakes!" and "Cars smashed fantastically" Actually the second one is kind of intriguing.

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      Sneaky blog comment spam: "your theme is giving me php errors ?"

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      Spam quote: "Runcible Cat with crimson whiskers"

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      Spam subject: "Upsize your sausage into a bratwurst" - Yeah, they're definitely talking about BBQ.

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      Spam subject: "Scam Alert: You Have Been Scammed !!" - Not surprisingly, the message itself was a scam.

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      Spam subject: "For your carnal productivity" - I know it's a V-spam, but it sounds like something for a butcher shop.

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      Spam subjects: "Meet her carnal needs" & "Use it for carnal carnivals." Why do I think they're not talking about barbecues?

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      How odd that I got two "LAST & FINAL WARNING NOTICE!!!" from the same sender...

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      Spam subject: "Your kid has never played minecraft on a screen this big" - Please tell me this is the place Frank bought his 2000" TV from!

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      Spam Subject: "I gained 3 inches..try 4free today." New sales pitch from Peregrin Took.

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      Spam subject: "Pay shipping for your erotic nights" - How exactly do you ship a night, anyway?

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      Spam subject: "Your backpack needs this coffee maker" - Yum, yum, yum, ¡delicioso!

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      Spam subject: "Prices go down for abuse!" (sent to the abuse contact, of course)

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      Spam: "Adobe Photoshop & Critical Thinking" Is this training in how to figure out whether a photo is faked or not?

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      Bogus Better Business Bureau bulletins would work better if sent to an actual business address.

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      Spam subject: "N'o woman cann't -help from ,from ,getting laid wi*th you" - Is that a double or triple negative?

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      Spam subject: "Boost your mastery of love" - You Have Leveled Up!

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      Spam subject: "The coolest joint in the world" - I didn't know they grew pot in Antarctica.

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      Spam subject of the day here! "Teh internets wait"

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      Spam subject: "Be her in-out champion" - That brings new meaning to the phrase "animal style." Not to mention "double double."

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      Spam subject: "Hi mom" - And yet I still haven't seen one that says "I can see my house from here!"

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      Spam subject: "This will prepare you for action all night long" - NoDoze and Red Bull. Oh, yeah!

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      Spam subject: "Heated pants will make you dance." - Wasn't that a medieval torture method?

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